DINKLEBERG.

Student by day,Jedi by night

emilianadarling:

One day last semester I was on the bus heading to class and I was like ‘fuck class started ten minutes ago I’m going to be late again.

And then I looked down and realized that my professor was in the seat in front of me editing his powerpoints for the class that we were both supposed to be in.

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goldenclitoris:

when u know u mama mad at u but u gotta walk past her to get food from the kitchen
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memeguy-com:

Didnt I say you were grounded

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earthdad:

when you tell a joke in front of a huge group of people and they all laugh

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minicanada:

THIS IS MY FAVOURITE TWEET EVER

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nurdsite:

My buddy Tom baked a cake for his Argentinian friend to cheer her up after the world cup loss.

…they are no longer friends.

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toralei:

when people send your friends anon hate

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